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Pakistanis are amazing people. When they realize their full potential, they go nuclear on their own. Make fighter jets. Win sports world cups. However, they have a fair share of useless and gross habits. Pakistan would be better off without these:
1. Spitting in every nook and corner.
One of the grossest things you would experience in Pakistan is the patches of saliva almost everywhere. The habit isn’t limited to the uneducated folks, even the well-off and educated people indulge in this gross habit. Some spit the Naswar balls, others the ground Chhalya, and the rest, the Pan. Besides having these sweet ‘confectionaries’, people feel compelled to prove their masculinity by hurling the spittle in the most distant trajectories. Believe me, no girl has ever got impressed with this ‘show’ of masculinity.
2. ‘Safai Muhim’ of their noses
You would find some people so engrossed (almost ecstatic) in cleaning their noses and making small balls of boogers that they don’t realize what is happening to the person sitting next to them in a bus, metro, or other public transport. You can’t get over the lingering effect of this Safai Muhim for days, especially when the person also offers a handshake, afterward.
3. Sweet Confectioneries
You can’t help praising the translator who told you that the betel nuts, chewing tobacco, and Pan (Betel Leaves) are in fact “Sweet Confectioneries”. Pathan brothers have chewing tobacco (Naswar). Punjabi brothers have their Pans, while Karachites blame it to Chhalya, Gutka, Supari, and other “confectioneries”. You find the small green balls of naswar in public washrooms, pan spittle on walls, and minced beetle nuts anywhere.
4. Nit Picking
Taking nit-picking to the next level, some Desi women take it to the next step in socializing when elderly women pick lice and nits from younger women’s hair, literally. Besides, being gross it somehow proves Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. Hint: Watch Nat Geo Chimpanzee Documentaries.
5. Time-Wasting at Weddings
While Americans and Europeans are churning out books on time management and utilizing every second with different apps, tools, and software; Pakistanis don’t even give a damn. When one doesn’t have any plan to start the Walima at 8 PM, then why one writes it on the invitation cards in the first place? The unfortunate guests who somehow come early despite knowing our national habit, keep cursing the host (Dulha) who is sitting in the saloon getting his nostril hair trimmed.
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